Two Point Campus: Medical School

Choosing what to study can be a sickening task, but why choke down the wrong course when there are better pills to swallow at Medical School. They say laughter is the best medicine, but that isn’t true if you’re actually diseased or currently on fire. Each day, dozens of Two Point citizens trust the County’s medical campuses for their healthcare. Citing fantastic reasons such as “medical emergency”, “impending death” and “low, low prices”. As a student doctor, these sick people will be putting their lives in your uneducated hands. You may be worried, but your patients won’t be; as long as you’re wearing a white coat they’ll never suspect a thing! So, take a turn for the worse and join us, today. There’s nothing like a taste of your own medicine.