The Cosmos is MINE!

Congratulations, Prospector! As a fully licensed TransOrbital space miner, we are excited to have you aboard in the hunt for the most valuable resource in the cosmos – Animus! Everything is powered by Animus, and without it all of our advanced technology would cease to function; space vehicles, robots, and even your Insta-Suck laundry machines! From today you'll be contributing to a better future for all of humankind and, more importantly, the growth of TransOrbital stock price! As per your contract agreement, you and your crew will be sent all over the galaxy to mine Animus-positive planets. At TransOrbital the demand for Animus is so great that our corporation has daily supply targets that need to be achieved. So, in accordance with your TransOrbital Mining Agreement, we expect you and your other competing mining outfits to meet your hourly quota without fail. Breach of contract will result in immediate orbital removal and a loss of your prospector license. Meet your quotas however and you’ll be handsomely rewarded with TransOrbital stock options which are Guaranteed™ to skyrocket in value!*